All-natural house cleaning through Satanic ritual

Satan’s Glass Cleaner
½ cup vinegar
¼ cup rubbing alcohol
2 cups water
1 still-beating heart of a goat

  1. Mix the first 3 ingredients. Using a spray bottle, spray the mixture onto glass or mirrors with your right hand while waving the goat heart your left hand (the evil hand) and conjuring the Dark Lord with your third eye.
  2. Simply wipe the surface with clean paper towel or newspaper!

Note: This is more effective if the goat heart was removed during proper sacrificial ritual in which the name Amodeus was intoned by a high priest or priestess, but these can be hard to come by.