- Habanero sauce, rubbed everywhere
- Skirt made from rings of fire
- Miniature Hadron Collider vest, set to 9.9 trillion °F
- Actual fireplace strapped to your waist
- Paper mâché volcano hat
- Suit made of quasars (they’re very hot)
- Full-body skin suit of 2017’s Sexiest Man Alive
- Gloves that are actually Carolina Reaper peppers
- Dwarf star fascinator
- The Hope Diamond, after you stole it
- Flame-shooting bra
- Suit of toast fresh out of the toaster
